Hold yer Sea Horses

Sea Horse Parking Only.  Monday - Friday 8am - 6pm.  

Violators will be towed by Poseidon Towing.

The only place to treat your Queen to a King

Tired of the same old mattress?  Looking to upgrade or maybe just try something new out for size?  Then come on down to the South Philly Mattress XXX-Change.   Our revolutionary "take a mattress, leave a mattress" policy is a dream come true.  Visit our flagship location today and ask for Futon Phil!

Woe Be Gone

Summer brings beautiful weather, long days, beach breezes and occasional visits from the in-laws.  A little family time is fine, but extended stays with extended family can be taxing on even the best spouse.  

Reclaim your couch! Reclaim your spouse!  Reclaim your house!

Huggie can help.  Call now (or whenever you can get some privacy).

Monster In Law

Madame Huggie's Hexing Service

For a limited time Madame Huggie is back in Philadelphia and offering her hexing services to those in need. Plagued with bad neighbors and don't know how to get rid of them?  We got the juju just for you.  For the low-low price of your first born child, we guarantee a supernatural eviction and peace of mind for you and your entire family. Well…almost your entire family.

Call Madame Huggie today,  before someone calls on you

Right Awn!

For better or for worse, South Philly is changing.  With new neighbors come new stores and new ideas.  The old way of life is slowly disappearing yet recent transplants still can have a hard time fitting in with the old guard.  Yeah, you can try abandoning the privacy of your backyard in favor of the communal common space of your stoop.  You can try "fancyfying' your window with popcorn decorations and ugly vases.  You can even try screaming at friends down the block rather than knocking on their door.  But it probably will not work.

The fact is my friends, awnings are king in South Philadelphia.  If your voice can't make it to the end of the  street, have your house be heard from the top of the block.  Rent an awning, because a little bit of shade goes a long way.

Oh yeah.  We customize them too.  Loud and proud!

Don't Hate..Decorate

It's makeover season and that tired house of yours needs some TLC.  Let Huggie make that boring row-home a show-home! Our qualified professionals have what it takes to make your house and patio shine.  No job is too small: from the smallest stoop spruce ups to roof deck rehabs. Call today for a free estimate.

   

Call Meow!

Exterminators are so outdated.  Let our team of professional pest control cats work for you.  Huggie's Ex-purr-minators will rid your property of vermin and even pay you for the harvest.  Some exterminators take weeks to rid properties of mice and vermin.  Our ex-purr-minators provide instant results and will proudly prance around the house and  show you each and every critter caught.  

So what are you waiting for.  Call Meow!

Some our out satisfied mouse free customers.

From Crime Time to Prime Time

Did you have a lucrative night on the streets? Maybe you made off with a nice haul of cash, credit cards and even a couple of cell phones?  Why stop the profit from pilfering there?  Don't just dump the pocketbooks on the street after you get the goods. Gorilla Upskirts will turn turn your pocket books into pockets full of cash!

Our consultants are trained to make estimates in mere seconds and will assist you in trading in your purses and high-end handbags for cash.    Look for our pop up shops conveniently located in numerous back alleys, train tracks and subway stations through the city. And remember…..

You Steal Em..We Deal Em